The MVPPP Foundation

Hi Everyone,

I would like to introduce you to an acquaintance of mine from San Francisco, California. This is Steve:



Steve is a "Pot-less Pothead". While walking the streets of Haight and Ashbury in San Francisco, you might run across SEVERAL, if not a DOZEN of these deprived and destitute folk just like Steve, starving for their next bong rip. The sadness that pervades from his story is all too grim; Steve simply doesn't have the funds to pack another bowl. His THC starvation could inevitably lead to a day of sobriety or perhaps, even worse, to a local book store for a cup of coffee or a good read in order to pass his time.

However, you can help! Make a small donation to the Mike Vitale Pot for Pot-less Potheads Foundation (MVPPP Foundation).

The MVPPP Foundation has already helped several people just like Steve to maintain their daily habits in order to continue their useless and meaningless existence in the face of mankind! A few dollars a day can help people just like Steve to successfully blind fold themselves with a small piece of dental floss, play video games, eat vast amounts of junk food, watch infomercials, and laugh at jokes that really aren't that funny or clever, all while enjoying their Scoobie Snacks. With your small charitable donation, we can keep people just like Steve as high as a kite with absolutely no clue what to do with their lives!

Charitable donations can be made by cash or check in any denomination and, as always, are never tax deductible. Please make all donations payable to:

The Mike Vitale Pot for Pot-less Potheads Foundation
P.O. Box 3064
Fullerton, CA 92834

Make a difference. Join the Mike Vitale Pot for Pot-less Potheads Foundation today! End the hunger.

~ Mike

PS

Greetings from San Francisco - More blogs from the road to come so stay tuned!