BEWARE - Read With Erection, I mean Discretion

You know, I think I might take to spamming myself on mypace. I haven't quite figured out the logistics of this yet, but I am certain that it has potential. For example, here is a quote of one that I recently found on a fellow musician's page (Ryan Baxley – http://www.myspace.com/ryanbaxley):

"Ok so now is the time, better now then never to tell you the truth about what all girls have on their mind and how they lie when they say that size does not matter. Take it from me, I am living proof that can confirm for you that the size and thickness of your prick does mean so much to all girls and if you can not satisfy a girl like the guys with big meatpoles do, then they will find a guy who can.
My bro Sammy heard about these enlarge pills on myspace a few months back and he ordered like nine bottles of the stuff, I know cause I found them stashed under his bed and he caught me snooping then told me all about his secret and that they made him grow almost 3 inches in two months and it got real thick too. He got them from this site just copy and paste it in your browser. MGFEE.COM
Best of all, the pills do work, Sam is living proof and I have no reason to lie for him, all the girls surround him now like he is some celeb, and he says its all cause of these little goodies from MGFEE.COM
Oh ya, just so you know, they guarentee that the pills work on any man or you get whatever you paid right back, so instead of thinking about doing it, just go to MGFEE.COM now and show the ladies what you are made of.
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For those of you who stopped reading that excerpt before "meatpoles," shame on you; that's the funniest part... although the irreverant tendency of women to leave their men because of penis size is definitely a close second. There is so much to appreciate in spam! I am frankly a condesour. I love to purchase things from people with bad grammar.

Generally, I am concerned with the idea that someone is concerned about the size of my penis… yet, something tells me that there is ulterior motives (this is sarcasm kids… I'll make the introductions later). More importantly, I think this person is on to something! Why not make money off of stupid people (once again, sarcasm this is the audience… audience this is sarcasm)?

Instead, I think I need to hijack my own account and spam myself. At this rate, I could be making millions selling something ridiculous.
While I continue to hash this idea out, please, I'm open to suggestions. Products anyone? The person with the best idea will win penis enlargement pills courtesy of Sammy.